Privacy policy
🕵️ Privacy Policy
We respect your privacy almost as much as our plants respect a juicy housefly.
1. What We Collect
When you shop with us, we collect a few things — the basics needed to make your plant dreams come true:
• Your name
• Shipping & billing address
• Email address
• Payment details (securely handled by trusted payment providers — we never see your full card info)
• Order history
• Occasionally, your plant-related excitement (via messages or reviews)
We do not collect your secrets, browser history, or favorite sandwich toppings. That’s your business.
2. How We Use It
We use your info to:
• Process your order
• Send you order updates
• Deliver your plants safely and on time
• Occasionally send you a plant-related email or promotion (only if you’ve signed up)
• Improve our website and customer experience
We do not sell, rent, or trade your info to shady third parties. That’s just not our style.
3. Emails You May Receive
We’ll email you things like:
• Order confirmations
• Shipping notifications
• Occasional plant care tips or sales (if you opted in — no spam, we promise)
If you want to unsubscribe, there’s always a link at the bottom of the email. Easy peasy.
4. Cookies (the Web Kind, Sadly)
Our website may use cookies — small digital crumbs that help us understand how you interact with the site so we can improve it.
They don’t store personal info and don’t bite. You can disable them in your browser settings if you like.
5. Third-Party Stuff
We may use trusted services like Shopify, Google Analytics, or payment processors. They help run the site smoothly and securely.
Each one has its own privacy policy — feel free to check those out if you like deep dives.
6. Keeping It Secure
We take your privacy seriously and do our best to keep your data safe. We use encryption, secure platforms, and common sense.
7. You’re in Control
You can request a copy of your data, ask us to delete it, or just say hi by emailing us. We’re friendly.
8. Updates to This Policy
We might update this policy now and then (especially if we finally hire a lawyer). Check back once in a while if you’re into that sort of thing.
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Questions?
Just shoot us an email — we’re happy to help. No bots, just real plant-loving humans.